Pirate--Ahoy buckos. Oi be organizin' a meetin' fer any members ’oo want t' attend. We will be discussin' t' bearing o' our chapter and what we plan on doin' wit it. If t' accord be t' form an official crew, a rough draft o' a code will be drawn up. So fer anyone ’oo plans on attendin', please grunt a toime that be savvy for ye t' meet , and Oi’ll try t' set up t' meetin' at a toime that werks fer most o' ye. Arrr.
English--Hi guys. I’m organizing a meeting for any members who want to attend. We will be discussing the direction of our chapter and what we plan on doing with it. If the consensus is to form an official organization, a rough draft of a constitution will be written. So for anyone who plans on attending, please submit a time that’s good for you to meet , and I’ll try to set up the meeting at a time that works for most of you.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
In the beginning...
Ahoy maties. Have you been touched by His noodly appendage? The Prophet Bobby Henderson has shown us the truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but the Church has yet to gain real strength. I propose the formation of a Rutgers Pastafarian Chapter to help spread His noodly word.
For those who are unfamiliar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the teachings of the Church, you can go to the Church’s main page, http://www.venganza.org/ or buy a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at your local bookstore. Basically, we feel the Flying Spaghetti Monster, an all-powerful, though not so bright deity, created the universe and all life in a few days by unintelligent design and promptly proceeded to get drunk. We are a peaceful and open-minded religion (the only religion based on empirical evidence), dedicated to getting our Theory of Unintelligent Design taught alongside the Theory of Evolution, since we have just as much scientific evidence. For example, we now know that global warming is caused by the increase of temperature proportional to the decrease of pirates, as pirates are His chosen people and their persecution has angered Him. We stand for all that is good and are against all that isn’t good. If your still not convinced, remember our guarantee: Try us for thirty days and if you don’t like us, your God will most likely take you back. Oh, and a few bonuses, every Friday is a holiday and our Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Cool, right?
So, with all that said, who’s in? Post your support, approval, thoughts, questions, etc. I look forward to hearing from potential followers. Stay tuned for more info.
RAmen.
For those who are unfamiliar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the teachings of the Church, you can go to the Church’s main page, http://www.venganza.org/ or buy a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at your local bookstore. Basically, we feel the Flying Spaghetti Monster, an all-powerful, though not so bright deity, created the universe and all life in a few days by unintelligent design and promptly proceeded to get drunk. We are a peaceful and open-minded religion (the only religion based on empirical evidence), dedicated to getting our Theory of Unintelligent Design taught alongside the Theory of Evolution, since we have just as much scientific evidence. For example, we now know that global warming is caused by the increase of temperature proportional to the decrease of pirates, as pirates are His chosen people and their persecution has angered Him. We stand for all that is good and are against all that isn’t good. If your still not convinced, remember our guarantee: Try us for thirty days and if you don’t like us, your God will most likely take you back. Oh, and a few bonuses, every Friday is a holiday and our Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Cool, right?
So, with all that said, who’s in? Post your support, approval, thoughts, questions, etc. I look forward to hearing from potential followers. Stay tuned for more info.
RAmen.
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